Are You The One Perfect Match Nick Uhlenhuth

Meet The MIT Grad Who Cracked The Code For MTV’s ‘Are You The One?’

August 01, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Part of what makes MTV’s Are You The One? such an amazing reality TV show is the drunken bickering, sure, but the far more compelling part is the surprisingly large amount of math that’s going on behind the scenes as the house frantically scrambles each season to discover their perfect matches.

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The Definitive Answer for How Much Money It Should Take for One Man to Go Down on Another Man

November 03, 2014 / by / 13 Comments

It’s a question as old as time itself. A question whispered, spoken, and (occasionally) shouted everywhere from hangouts to huge festivals to classrooms to hiking trips in the middle of nowhere that have a weirdly sexual energy about them but it’s definitely not like that, I’m super sure. It’s a question men have asked one another since fire and penises were created: How much money would someone have to pay you to go down on another man?

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Kensington Pet Products signs on with us, I will give you the best blowjob you’ve ever had in your entire life?

If You Give My Agency Your Business, Mr. Williamson, I Will Suck Your Dick Right Now (by Peter T. McDermott, President, Dynamia Marketing Strategists)

June 29, 2014 / by / 40 Comments

Well, Mr. Williamson, I hope that you found my agency’s presentation today very helpful. Clearly, we have the ability to provide you with advertising and marketing capabilities in various areas: not only creatively, but strategically and analytically as well.

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A lyrical analysis of Jason Derulo's hit song "Wiggle"

A Line-By-Line Analysis of Jason Derulo’s “Wiggle”

May 13, 2014 / by / 400 Comments

If you didn’t know, Jason Derulo is having a renaissance right now. No more is Jason Derulo riding solo or picturing getting with ~ladies~ in his head. He’s talking dirty to international superstars and trying to answer the age-old question: how did she fit all that ass in them jeans? My passion for “Wiggle” cannot be understated. Let’s have a look at the inner workings of that sensual, sensitive soulful singer-songwriter’s mind.

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