The daily routines of 8 of the most famous people in football

The Daily Routines of Famous Football Personalities

April 05, 2016 / by , , , , / 0 Comment

Ever wonder what the keys to success are for your favorite athletes? After months of painstaking research, National Ave has uncovered the daily routines of some of the most important personalities in football:


Chris Christie Is Theon Greyjoy

March 02, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

George R.R. Martin himself has posited on multiple occasions that the best fiction has its basis in truth.


Eat A Literal Wheelbarrow Full of Dicks, Chris Christie

February 26, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

At this point, there’s basically nothing else to say.


48 Things I’d Stick In My Urethra Rather Than See “Gods of Egypt”

February 23, 2016 / by , / 0 Comment

Gods of Egypt comes out this weekend, and if trailers, reviews, and common sense are any indication, it’s going to be an absolutely shit movie. 

No Deadspin comment will ever touch this awful, terrible, no good, very bad Chris Henry pickup truck reference

Wrap it up boys: The search for the most savage Deadspin top comment is over

February 11, 2016 / by , / 0 Comment

It is said that when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer. 


Roger Goodell vs. Jabba the Hutt: Who’s the Better Commissioner?

January 27, 2016 / by , / 1 Comment

As the National Football League continues to fall under scrutiny for a litany of wrongdoings, ranging from player safety concerns to player-wife-or-girlfriend safety concerns, Roger Goodell’s standing with football fans has become ever more contentious. Many have suggested his direct involvement in the mishandling of the NFL’s many controversies since the beginning of his tenure, and even more believe he is a detriment to the sport.

Skip Bayless and Stephen A. Smith Review 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens'

Skip Bayless and Stephen A. Smith Review ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’

January 11, 2016 / by , / 0 Comment

Stephen A. Smith: Okay, today we are here to review The Force Awakens, the new Star Wars film that EVERYBODY is talking about! Skip, let’s go, what did you think?


GOP Candidates As Very Minor Characters in Star Wars

December 17, 2015 / by / 0 Comment

In light of tonight’s release of The Force Awakens, the Internet has been producing unthinkable amounts of content related to the hit series, ranging from Disney-sponsored Spotify playlists to Bill Kristol’s unwanted musings on meritocracy to the inevitable Salon thinkpiece bravely wading through the almost-unanimous excitement about the movie to find something about which to needlessly complain.

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Exclusive: Special Menu for the Annual GOP Christmas Party

December 14, 2015 / by / 0 Comment

Welcome to the 161st annual GOP Christmas party!