25 Fantasy Football Team Names To Use If Your Boss Joins Your Office League

September 07, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Fantasy football is, by nature, a hobby characterized by unrelenting shit-talk and a general welcoming of all things inappropriate.

READ MORE

Von Miller Might Not Know His Teammate’s First Name

August 24, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

In an interview yesterday with ESPN’s Lindsay Czarniak, Von Miller claimed that the Denver Broncos have the “best secondary in the National Football League.” He then listed players in the secondary:

READ MORE

Let us joyfully celebrate the 1-year anniversary of Marco Rubio beaning a toddler in the head with a football

August 18, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

It’s hard to put into words how strange the 2016 election season has been.

READ MORE
What if these other famous authors couldn't let it go and instead made substantive revisions and interpretations on Twitter?

If These 25 Famous Authors Were Like JK Rowling And Couldn’t Just Fucking Let Go

August 10, 2016 / by , , / 0 Comment

We all know that J.K. Rowling won’t let things go, often taking to Twitter to make substantive revisions and interpretations of the most important texts of our childhood. But what if these 25 other famous authors just couldn’t let it go on Twitter either?

READ MORE

QUIZ: Cleveland Browns Starting Quarterback Since 1999, or Signer of the Declaration of Independence?

August 04, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Even the most knowledgeable don’t know the names of every signer of the Declaration of Independence, and even the biggest football fans can’t name every poor bastard who has had to start a game for the Cleveland Browns since 1999. How well will you do?

READ MORE
Cheap-Ass Regional Beers Bracketpalooza: The Elite 8

Cheap-Ass Regional Beers Bracketpalooza: The Elite 8

July 25, 2016 / by , / 0 Comment

After a brutal round of 16, we’re down to 8 remaining beers competing to represent their region as the best affordable, local beer you can find in America.

READ MORE
Theoden, you see this shit? You see how lit these beacons are? Have you ever seen something this lit?

The Beacons Are Lit AF, Fam

May 11, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Yo fam, check out these beacons. They are lit. Are these beacons not lit? Yeah, they’re fuckin’ lit.

READ MORE
Taking a deep dive into what will surely be the best 17 weeks of post-Super Bowl 2016.

15 Takeaways from the 2016 NFL Regular Season Schedule

April 15, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Last night, the NFL released the schedule for the 2016 regular season, which somehow managed to make September seem simultaneously closer than ever and infinitely distant.

READ MORE