QUIZ: Tiffany Trump or Disney Channel Actress?

July 21, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Can you decide which girl is a potential first daughter and which is a generic blonde actress/singer/whatever under the age of 30?

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Our panel of experts answer the age-old question.

Who are the 100 Greatest Shitty Bands of All Time?

November 13, 2015 / by , , , , , , , / 3 Comments

There are a lot of shitty bands out there. And, much like snowflakes or KISS solo albums, each shitty band is uniquely shitty in their own special way.

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Why waste time watching a full-length early 2000s music video when you could watch the gif version?

How Well Do You Know Your Classic* Music Videos?

November 09, 2015 / by / 0 Comment

Let’s face it: We millennials have the attention span of a goldfish. We’re not interested in anything that takes longer than 5 seconds to do [insert sex joke here], so why waste time watching a full-length music video when you could watch the gif version?

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Every so often Ali reviews a movie she hasn’t actually seen, based solely on comments from Twitter, IMDb, Rotten Tomatoes, etc. This week, she reviews the Oscar Best Picture nominees.

We Didn’t See That: Rating this year’s Oscar nominees

January 22, 2015 / by / 15 Comments

Every so often Ali reviews a movie she hasn’t actually seen, based solely on comments from Twitter, IMDb, Rotten Tomatoes, etc. This week, she reviews the Oscar Best Picture nominees. 

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We listened to the first minute of the top 60 songs from 2008, because, well, because we wanted to.

2008 in Music: A Power Hour Review

November 07, 2014 / by / 25 Comments

Each week for the next 10 weeks, we will be doing a power hour while listening to one minute of the top 60 songs of the each of the last ten years. Don’t ask us why, it just felt like it was really important that we do this. Next up: 2008.

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Skeleton Twins is exactly the same as Garden State

We Didn’t See That: Skeleton Twins

September 26, 2014 / by / 18 Comments

Every so often Ali reviews a movie she hasn’t actually seen, based solely on comments from Twitter, IMDb, Rotten Tomatoes, etc. This week, she reviews The Skeleton Twins.

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Saying goodbye to Green Day, to the tune of "Good Riddance (Time of your Life)"

Good Riddance (to Green Day)

September 20, 2014 / by / 1 Comment

Happy Green Day! Our National Ave writers celebrate the 10th anniversary of Green Day’s American Idiot by looking back on what the album meant in 2004. [To the tune of “Good Riddance (Time of your Life),” by Green Day]

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Ali reviews Guardians of the Galaxy, without actually having seen the movie.

We Didn’t See That: Guardians of the Galaxy

August 06, 2014 / by / 11 Comments

Every so often Ali reviews a movie she hasn’t actually seen, based solely on comments  from Twitter, IMDb, Rotten Tomatoes, etc. This week, she reviews Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy.

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